The Red Gobstopper

"One red gobstopper please." said the little blond boy. I'm gonna walk to the park, its a beautiful day. I love candy! it is fun! Yum yum yum. oops oh crap! Where has that gobstopper gone? My candy has fallen in to the sewer. The candy follows along the pipe and ends up in the lake. A fish comes along and gobbles up the gobstopper.  A greedy fisherman baits  his hook, drops the line and reels in the fish. After cleaning the bones of the fish for dinner, the fisherman and his wife find the gobstopper in the fishes belly. The wife takes out the bones and the gobstopper to the trash.Then out of no where a pig alien spaceship descends from the sky. The grab the gobstopper, dog and the cat and go back  home to eat dinner.The pig alien chokes on the candy and spits it out the window. An astronaut finds the gobstopper drifting along and grabs it. That story made the news! The blond boy sees it on the news and recognizes his candy. The gobstopper becomes famous from its travels and ends up in a museum. People come from all over to see the famous gobstopper from space. Two mischievous scallywags break in to the the museum and abduct the gobstopper. People are shocked to hear the news of the disappearing gobstopper. The police see the gobstopper bandits. there is a chase and the bandits flee by car. they hop on a plane and are soaring through the air. Oops. the candy falls from the sky.The boy after watching the news tracks the falling gobstopper from the sky. it lands in a farm pen with several animals. The crow thinks its an egg and claims it as his own. It files off but drops it in a window of someones home during a birthday party. As it turns out, it was the home of the old man who had originally purchased the red gobstopper. He had a feeling he would see that piece of razorback red candy again.